december 5

only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.

(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)

person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect
person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5

by hehe♡ October 15, 2019

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Decepticunt

Decepticunt
pronounced: d-sep-t-cunt

1. A female Transformer allied with the Decepticon faction.

2. A female who uses deceitful tactics or other masterful strategies to lure as many of the male species into her bedroom for the sole purpose of acquiring their money, drugs or semen.
Such a female may be alternatively referred to as a slut, whore, gold digger or succubus among many other nouns.

3. A female on the internet who uses images of another woman, usually a friend or unknown model, in order to lure sad little nerd virgins to her Palace of Love for sex.
Said poor little nerd will willingly obey as he is aware that he can get no better and will finally lose his virginity.
Said female is usually ugly or fat or a mixture of both resulting in fugly, generally the type of woman one would call an air strike on or man the harpoons.

1. As of yet, I am unaware of any female Decepticons, but if one did exist, the following conversation would likely take place between the two Autobots known as Skids and Mudflap:

Skids: Dayum blud, (or oil, dunno which a robot would say),
did u see dat fyne piece of Chromium Alloy pussy ?!

Mudflap: With my own 2 eyes dawg, but dat hoe she a Decepticon,
u not see dat tatoo on her perfectly spherical booty?

Skids: Shieeeet negro! hoe's a decepticunt!

Mudflap lets out a hearty chuckle
Skids and Mudflap proceed to brofist, transform and then drive away.

2. Whenever a woman divorces a rich man, not very hard to find.
Usually also where ever you may see interracial dating, especially if the male is white.

3. Craigslist, /r9k/

by rzhhhh August 25, 2009

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