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Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck

1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.

2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.

Plural:

1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks

2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers

Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker
1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99"

2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"

3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"

4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"

5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"

Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"

Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"
by Jackette55 November 30, 2009
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double thumbs-down fart noise

Its double thumbs-down fart noise when you have to clean "mess" your friend left after fucking your mom.
by case78 May 21, 2011
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Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger.

Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.
Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"

Friend Guy 2: "What?"

Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."

Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."

Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."

Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?

Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"
by Chilled Monkey May 26, 2011
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Double chocolate chip frappuccino

I just had an orgasm by drinking a Double chocolate chip frappuccino.
by pink polar bears. July 7, 2011
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double handojb d'fisty

It is when you jackoff with her help then she bends over and you cum on her back. After that you have doggy style vaginal sex while two owls have sex on her back (owls are optional). When you ejaculate you cum in her mouth. After a little while she jacks you off while you fist her. This originated in Kansas City, Ks.
Last night when I worked at the zoo my girlfriend and I double handojb d'fistyed in the bird exhibit.
by The truth of whatever November 24, 2010
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Double dime and fries

Shorthand for a 20 piece chicken McNugget and a medium fry, usually ordered after 10 PM, and occasionally drunk
Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order?

Me: double dime and fries, my good dude

Cashier: ...one of those days, huh?

Me: ... yeah...
by N00berson McGee November 15, 2016
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double acid bootie funk

The acidy bootie funk that never washes away.
As Stacey finishes working out, we notice her shorts are ruined from double acid bootie funk.
by William P. January 6, 2008
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