sausage dildo

It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo

My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it

by BIG T JONES February 24, 2016

dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.

Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.

by DomTheKraut January 30, 2016

Dildo bash

A guy with 1000000 dildos

I'm a dildo bash!

by Imthepugster. August 08, 2016

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon February 11, 2012

elephant dildo

a dildo for an elephant. usually larger than the elephant itself

Lindsay Lohan loves elephant dildo

by ass monkey nom nom June 29, 2012

Dildo Incest

Fucking sibling with a dildo

Jonre and aleah do dildo incest

by jonre x aleah August 06, 2023

sweaty dildo

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time

Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be

by K_CXNT March 25, 2021