Cock Diesel

When something is so awesome and so sick dick that it blows your mind to almost disbelief and you feel the need to describe it, but normal words/sayings just won't cut it.

Brendan: So where were you last night? You left the bar pretty early.
Edwin: Yeah I know, I met these two sorority girls last night and I ended up going back to their house and had a threesome.
Brendan: Sick dick!
Edwin: No, even better. Turns out we were being super loud while I was giving them both an alabama hot pocket and I woke up one of their other sisters. I guess they're really comfortable with each other because I ended up giving the third girl a birmingham booty call.
Brendan: You're right, thats Cock Diesel!

by Danger McHot Sexypants March 7, 2010

Dirty Diesel Pump

The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.

Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.

by shoebarndoghorse December 25, 2007

diesn't

Doesn't or Doesn not.

Who diesn't suggest that the ladies do this...

If that diesn't work though, it's completely down to chance!

by G.C. December 31, 2004

Diesel Nob

Involuntary semi, caused by an unknown mix of vehicle vibration, women and the inevitable smell of diesel fumes leaking in through the back seats on a crappy public transport. Usually happens in a morning on the way to work.

8:30 AM - the bus is packed. It smells of diesel fumes as you sit on the back seat. The bus is old and vibrates like mental. A hot woman gets on the bus and you're suddenly aware of a semi, but you don't know what's caused it. 'Diesel Nob'

by roocifer July 15, 2010

Diesel Dream

A Diesel Dream is where you dream about yourself being the best hot-rod racer that there ever was.

I diesel dreamed that I was a better racer than Mark Martin, one of the Legendary NASCAR racers.

by Memaydmenn February 9, 2014

diesel whore association

A group of girls who will fuck anyone with a big ass truck.

The guys at the bon fire got excited, knowing they'd get some, when the diesel whore association showed up

by RamIt'08 June 1, 2016

DIESE VERDAMMTES VERLETZT

When you just wanna swear in a entirely new language after you injure yourself.

Matt stubbed his foot yesterday. He dropped the f bomb, DIESE VERDAMMTES VERLETZT style.

by Cutie Patootie Cinnamon Roll August 10, 2016