Skip to main content

david

david is such a bottom
mugGet the davidmug.

David

A handsome master memist who either makes his own memes, or steals them from other people. He is very nice and funny as well.
by Youlostdavid March 25, 2017
mugGet the Davidmug.

David

A Star Wars nerd and has a huge dick, like 15 ft long
by MrBeezyButt March 30, 2017
mugGet the Davidmug.

david

fuck david.
by srepan October 15, 2012
mugGet the davidmug.

David

DAVID PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME AGAIN!
by TheBlowKing123 April 14, 2015
mugGet the Davidmug.

David

A man who is a warrior while tending to the farm. They usually fall hard when they are falling for someone and they usually fail because of a lack in judgement on the woman's part. He is not a pressuring person but he is persistent and would give up anything for his partner whether they be male or female. David's tend to go both ways. They are a bit large but have a gentle teddy bear personality. They are protecting and a bit nerdy. They fall for gorgeous girls like a Tiara, because of her beauty yet slight lack of brains. They fall for thick, African american chicks more than anything because of their love for the culture. teddy bear cuddly
John: Who's that guy lifting 233 lbs over there?
Tiara: That guy's hot. He must be a David!
John: Oh wow, what a man.

muscle man good human buy David coffee mugs
by futureteller January 10, 2013
mugGet the Davidmug.

david

a gay ass monkey who likes to eat cock 24/7 hit him up on snapchat: progolie_8
"What up David"- Alex "Nothing much just sucking cock"-David
by yourboyzzz December 20, 2017
mugGet the davidmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email