Angry curtains

A middle parted fringe that has either gone wrong or will just not behave.the fringe should be straight but some wave or curl angrily destroying the look

"Have you seen the state of his hair? He's got proper angry curtains"
"I spent hours straightening my hair,then it rained and I'm stuck with flipping angry curtains.

by justabubble15 January 27, 2015

Passive-curious

Trying to prise information out of someone, although you already know the answer and want them to admit to it.

Matthew: why did you ask if Veronica was going to prom, Brad already said she was.
David: It's passive-curious, it starts coversations and you know its 100% true.

by oesn April 15, 2015

Stef Curry My Ass

When you lose a basketball game to someone in a wheelchair.

Wheels: Play me in basketball
Frank: okay
*Franks shoots ball*
*Wheels caps Frank in a wheelchair*
Wheels: Stef curry my ass!

by Lt. Kake November 27, 2016

Cat Curbed

When someone causes an interference of a girl who is trying to get a guy to have sex with her. Basically like "cock blocking" except its a girl trying to get the guy verses the guy trying to get the girl.

" I can't believe you just cat curbed me!"

by 55555TammaraElizabeth55555 April 5, 2017

shrimp curtains

Air drying your pussy after swimming in a lake, filled with blue algae

What smells so bad around here? "Candace says, oh that's just my shrimp curtains"

by Pkans21 August 11, 2017

Jafar current

A mysterious ocean current located in the Pacific Northwest and parts of the Columbia river. It is known to exceed 20 knots.

Hey cap! We've been making 29 knots over the last hour. We must have hit the jafar current.

by Tugboattrash May 9, 2018

Wellington Curse

The Wellington Curse is when there's only one video with a shitty quality about an important event.

"You can't see if Louis and Harry kissed, it's the Wellington Curse"

by Larry28acc/instagram August 25, 2019