Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.
by DRoclc August 9, 2018
Get the Dutch Crunch mug.A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.
by Raven Ocean March 25, 2023
Get the Mintberry Crunch mug.Oral sex being performed on a woman who is oblivious to the existence of razors and personal hygiene
by GianniGod October 6, 2020
Get the Field Crunch mug.Crunch Mouth is an oral injury specifically associated with the aggressive consumption of Captain Crunch cereal.
by @WallyGPX January 22, 2023
Get the Crunch Mouth mug.When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.
I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.
by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019
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Get the front crunch mug.Thomas accidentally let another fart slip out in class today. He should start doing 30 sphincter crunches every morning to build a stronger ass core.
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