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Crapper's Foot

A temporary condition where one's foot (feet) falls asleep while sitting - usually on the toilet while defecating.
I was on the can for an hour, now I've got a serious case of Crapper's Foot.
by firebrand13 December 11, 2012
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Sambuca chopper

The act of dipping ones penis in sambuca, setting it on fire and whirling it arround like the blades on a helicopter.

This is refered to as the sambuca chopper, or preforming the sambuca chopper.
At Skanderborg Festval, Jasper did the sambuca chopper.
by Huus January 18, 2010
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taco chopper

Anybody else see that taco chopper slap that other bitch at IHOP last night?
by Don Flong July 5, 2012
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Whopper Chopper

A device used to chop anything from vegetables to fruits to cooked duck. Known to have been used and sold by Fred G. Sanford.
Whopper Choppers are hard to beat!
by TheGStandsFor... January 15, 2017
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The Brown Copperfield

When a person defecates in bed while their partner is asleep and then smears the feces all over their partners ass. Next, you wake your partner and they will believe they have shit the bed.
Man, I accidently shit the bed last night and I had to pull The Brown Copperfield over on Sarah.
by Rotten1977 March 5, 2008
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Crapper

an amature hiphop rapper who so untalented. "His rap stank like crap!'
a very bad, inexperienced hiphop rapper with little or talent.
by boris lugosi September 30, 2004
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Chopper

A new word originated at Bristol University which is aimed at any 'posh', pretentious, gap year students that have gone on a spiritual journey of 'enlightenment'. Usually to India, Thialand, a South or Central American country or parts of Africa, basically just any country which might have a degree of poverty. They do this only to return talking about how it has changed their life because they contributed to a good cause when really they really did some of the following:
1.Went there to have a good time with their parents money especially to smoke/take a wide range of drugs which they may not normally be able to get their hands on so easily.
2.Perhaps have sex with a child prostitute.
3.Purchase a stupid beanie hat and wear it all the time when they do go to University
4.Take home loads of expensive and exotic souvenirs, especially rugs and shisha pipes.
5.If they are a 'Pseudo Chopper' maybe even adopt a Starving child and hide it under their beanie hat for safe keeping.
6.They may become very environmentally conscious to make us all feel bad about ourselves, e.g. use their hand and a bucket of water to wipe their arse rather than toilet roll or only eat organic food.
7.Become a vegetarian and/or vegan and develop dreadlocks due to a lack of showering.
8.May use the word banter for everything and shorten and mutate this for all needs.
9.The girls in this sub group usually walk around with the 'just got shagged' look, these however are not to be mistake for rahs.
John: Oh that Rob is a right bloody Chopper, he was going on about how great India is how it has changed his life, pretentious tosser.
Jack: No mate, Simon is even worse, his dradlocks are rancid and he's just an idiot, I have a right mind to poison him with inorganic produce, f*cking pseudo chopper.
by Littleeggy August 13, 2007
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