cricket master

an italian chink.

Will Cimino

by gorf April 11, 2003

Chris Crocker

A ploy from actor Seth Green to start an internet meme and generate a buzz.

I should pull a Chris Crocker and generate a buzz.

by SnagglePussy March 20, 2008

c-rocket

F-Bomb is to Fuck as C-Rocket is to Cunt. One must fire a c-rocket and drop an f-bomb

"That bitch is a cunt. I'm gonna fire a c-rocket at her."

by The bestest blacksmith January 15, 2010

*crickets chirp*

This is wat u say when a joke obviously isnt funny and u want the other person to kno it

tard: HEY WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
you: *sigh*
tard: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
you: *crickets chirp*

by el waldo November 30, 2006

Cricket

To blantantly ignore someone

Jennifer asked Jacquelyn how the John Mayer concert was and she totally cricketed her.

by monagram September 25, 2006

guatemalan crotch cricket

Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.

Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.

by michael falls December 18, 2008

betty crocker

methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.

A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!

by kindeltopian April 16, 2006