When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.
I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

wrong situation
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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A girl who has had sex with 10 or more guys all living in the small town of cave creek, AZ . This tradition goes in conjunction with "homie hoppin" but is a broader definition of the term being that when this girl is finished having intercourse or "sex" with all of her ex's friends or people shes met through her brother she moves on to males within the city of cave creek and rarely ventures outside of it .
"Lauren" is such a "CCCD "CAVE CREEK CUM DUMPSTER""

shes had sex with almost all of the guys that her brother is friends with.
by Hesminenowbackoff May 28, 2009
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A Scottish slang term meaning to be stuck in a bad situation without anyway of fixing it. The bad situation being 'shit creek' and the 'paddle' being the solution.
Germans: 'Oh nao, we haz lost WW1 and now have tons of debt and our country is facing hyperinflation!'

The Allies: 'Hahahaha, they're up shit creek without a paddle now! *slaps knee*'
by gregonfire November 22, 2010
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struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation
We are up shit creek without a paddle here!
by SpongeRobert November 04, 2018
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1. Everything that can be done is being done and what's left is hope.
2. Hoping that something does or doesn't happen.
God willing and the Creek don't rise, I will ride that damn dick!
by cyric360 April 17, 2005
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"Do you think this Marijuanna plant is going to produce anything?"


"If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."
by Bxdockte April 12, 2009
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A shitty ass school where you can get an std from just sitting on the toilet, Teachers racis asf. 56% White 35% Black 7%Hispanic 2% Asian. All The percents are dicks though so don't worry. All ugly and act proud.
battle creek lakeview schools "Dick" I white ass teen guy wearing a tie is a gay ass fucker sucking a black guys dick.
by The Real Ass Biotch June 29, 2017
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