crap and a half

a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".

"Aw, crap and a half, I left my cell phone in the car."

by The Cheshire Kat October 27, 2006

crap out

wen sumthing stops operating properly

freakin controller crapped out. -crap out

by widgeon January 5, 2006

Caprice

A sudden, unpredictable action, change, or series of actions or changes. Actions are donw on a whim. An inclination to change one's mind impulsively.

French, from Italian capriccio

She may change her mind – she's very capricious. caprice

by twinzmom530 February 3, 2010

crap gasket

A ring of moistened toilet paper used to fill the space between a toilet bowl and seat with the aim of preventing the leak of odoriferous gases.

"Chicks are the chess of deucin'. Courtesy flushes, lipstick lighters, crap gaskets, digital canary… That's when they caulk the gap between the bowl and the seat with wet TP to create a perfect seal."

by Enny December 28, 2007

crap n' fap

When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.

I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.

by ipodtouchmasttterr May 20, 2009

crap

Crap: a word with too many definitions to define. Possible meanings : feces, random object one is too lazy to name, something considered terrible, etc. It has a tendencie to be used in somewhat unfortunate similies/metaphors. Ex: That tastes like crap.

That was crappy music!
Dude! Flush your crap after you go!
Aww crap.
I cleared out all the crap in my closet.
Get your crap out of my room before I beat the crap out of you!!!!

by The Generic Psycho September 3, 2009

he capri

Pants that are too short or shorts that are too long..on a man!

Look at that guy in the mandals and he capri's!

by Smokeher July 21, 2006