Crapple

Cranberry and apple, usually reffering to juice.

I love crapple juice.

by Green Tak December 9, 2008

crapper john

a slang word to use when to refering to anger

crapper john i wet my pants!

by aria vahdani April 6, 2003

crapple

1. A dish made up of crap and apple which is bitter-sweet.
2. The active non-exercise of said values.

Yesterday my company gave me a crapple sandwich with a side of "good job" and my final paycheck!

by muahlamb4 July 30, 2009

crapped-out

phrasal verb. The act of forcing or sneakily releasing a fart that results in the inadvertant liberation of shit into one's pants. In crap-out situations, the crapper-outer is usually fully aware of the stakes prior to farting, and takes his/her chances anyway.

Get me home stat, I just crapped-out.

by thunderc July 21, 2008

crapper dick

A policeman who hangs around public lavatories in order to entrap gay men having sex.

"That poor Greek pop star, set up by that nasty crapper dick, it just ain't right, there ought to be a bloody law against it," seethed an irate Mr Tebbit.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

Crapple

An apple that looks like it should be nice and tasty but is really disappointing.

"Dammit! It's a crapple."

by The Scrabble Kings June 27, 2007

crapper

Synonym for asshole, esp. in sexual context.

Take my big uncut dick up your crapper.

by The Crappresses July 16, 2011