Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

The Counter-Essence

Another mysterious and destructive power, wielded by none other than Lyras' rival, Grummore. Rumored to mirror the power of The Essence, which seems to resemble creation, both Grummore and The Counter-Essence pose a threat to Grimrock and the race of Grimaces' very existence. It is believed that if the Essence and the Counter-Essence clash, Grimrock island will be revealed to the world.

"Holy Dick! How did you find the counter-essence?"
"I just found it on a fine evening ribs stroll."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Counter-dickin

Counter-dickin is the art of having sex on top of a counter

"I was counter-dickin my girl last night and let me tell you it turned into slippin slide"

by Entity 233 September 7, 2021

counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad

Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

by Cjstew October 6, 2021

sucking against counter

Playing Xayah against tristana while being extremely mad

Blitzcrank "ADC you suck"
Xayah "sucking against counter"

by Dankmeme1337 November 7, 2017

Counter-Creeping

The act of creeping on those who creep on you in order to keep them at arm's length.

That guy was staring at me for hours, so now I'm counter-creeping him by commenting on all of his facebook pictures with winky-faces.

by Luke Rolyat November 17, 2010

counter-offer

Most common at many small/thrift/second-hand stores where the checkout-clerk is also the store's owner, this term refers to the act of asking the cashier for a discounted price on a piece of merchandise; i.e., an amount that's somewhat lower than what the store is asking for the item.

During a visit to the local factory-outlet clothing store, I found a shirt that I really liked, but I noticed that it had a couple buttons missing, so I made a counter-offer when I reached the checkout, and got the garment for two dollars off.

by QuacksO September 2, 2018