Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023

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Asian Cough Drop

Coming deep down an Asian's throat to "soothe her cough".

My Asian girlfriend had a cold, so I gave her an Asian Cough Drop.

by January 23, 2021

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AURGGG coughs like an ipad kid

Uhm basically me

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

by bee_offical April 03, 2022

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cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by October 10, 2020

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Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup

1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”

by More Change Than 50 January 09, 2023

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