Conall

An amazing boyfriend who will deny he has an enormously huge bombastically astronomically gigamontous fucking penis. Has a cute nose, scrapes his legs too much, is a computer science nerd that actually SHOWERS 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 hot funny sexy cool crazy sexy hot clique stop shake turn flip it (I love g idle) he’s amazing don’t lose him put him on a leash just in case and ride him. Ride him.

“I love Conall!”

“He is mine you fat cock sucking slut”

by Conall’s amazing girlfriend October 24, 2023

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Conan

He's very hot, very pretty hands, has a very cute cat that everyone wants to steal, bro is so blind he doesn't know when a girl likes him. He has an ex gf but they lasted a day because they mutually agreed about some random shit like huhhhhh, oh he watched link click, oh yeah anime kid, oh yeah hes a gifted kid 😒😒😒, he helps people with math, acts gay but isn't gay ☹️😔

Person 1: Who is conan
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying

Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.

by do_not_disturb December 14, 2023

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Conan

Conan is a guy who is very smart. He probably goes to a gifted school and also pulls lots of girls. He is very dense though and probably will not realize if a girl likes him unless she tells him. However, he may break up with a girl a day after getting together - out of mutual understanding - by realizing that they can't work out. Since Conan is very smart, he will help you not fail math and actually pass your exams. Most of the time though, Conan procrastinates his own homework which is really bad for him as he ends up getting no sleep. Poor Conan

Person 1: Woah how did you get so high on your math test??
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!

by do_not_disturb November 19, 2023

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Conan Gray's Hair

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.

conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER

by rawrheheheh February 28, 2024

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