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Excitement contractions

When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.
"man, I'm so excited to go to the city, I'm getting excitement contractions"
by Hue555 January 12, 2019
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bubblegum contractor

When a contractor or worker just material and parts together to make it.
That entrance was installed by a bunch of bubblegum contractors.
by Nopenotmine October 6, 2021
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General Contractor

A bitch; a poor excuse for a man; someone that likes to watch his wife sleep with electricians.
Yeah, he’s a general contractor. His wife is a complete slut
by unklesatan January 27, 2022
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paper contractor

A person who has passed all the tests and earned a Contractor's license. Yet has never done any hands on work in construction and signs off the paperwork for the work crew.
At first I was a paper contractor. Then I started to work alongside my crew to have a hands on understanding of the finer details of this business.
by Douglas Linleaf September 18, 2022
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Benzene Contractor

A silly lil ginger guy from beloved welcoming kiwi blitz
Also my son
Benzene Contractor is the silliest lil guy ever :3 - me
by ERIC POCKETS NO.1 FAN May 30, 2023
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Exploitative Contracts

Did I release you guys from exploitative contracts and you guys sat their and left me in a cage!? WOW GUYS! THAT! That is messed up!
Hym "I wonder if... These clowns are getting out of exploitative contracts because of me and then cutting me out of it... Because that's a possibility... Wait! Am I the Jack!? I'm either the Jack or the Chuck... Hmmm... Either way! YOU LEFT ME IN A CAGE YOU ASSHOLES! I'M STILL THERE! NOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Bad! Bad heralds of galactus... You guys are not setting up the planet for my consumption..."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Pucker Contraction

When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.
Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.
by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025
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