Turkish battle cannon

A particularly gnarly penis. The term is often assumed to imply foreskin and smegma.

Girl, I'm fittna holla at Alex. He fine.

Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.

by Nomadic cook September 12, 2016

Connor McDavid

Connor McDavid is a Center for the Edmonton Oilers in the NHL. He is the true Jesus of hockey; The best in the game. All opponents bow down to the great Connor McDavid.

Connor McDavid is the best hockey player in the world.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Connor

a really hot sexy tall guy with a monster cock.
he is very smart and looks really good with a vagina on his dick.
hes an awesome gamer who has alot of friends.

he fucks bitches daily.

"that guy just fucked everyone mom at the same time...his name must be Connor."
" your penis is the size of Manhatten, is your name Connor?"
"you killed everyone on the enemy team, must be a Connor"
"your awesome at lacrosse, is your name connor?"
" you ate that steak in 4 seconds...is your name Connor?"

by bigdickguycoolguytallguy April 10, 2013

ass cannon

1. place your partner on their shoulders, preferably with some sort of back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.

2. straddle your partner's ass and shove your balls - ONLY your balls - into your parnter's asshole. (this may be painful on the balls, depending on the elasticity of the currently penetrated asshole)

3. with an erection, and while your balls remain in your parnter's asshole, slowly rotate around your partner making cannon noises, much like a the turret of a tank. Onomatopoetic words, such as "boom" and "chk-burrgh* are appropriate.

"Holy Christ, this ass cannon is doing some serious damage!"

by orbasm September 15, 2008

milky cannon

n. Slang term for a black man ejaculating during sex, usually accompanied by a loud moaning sound. Also refers to an energy blast performed by Captain Ginyu in DBZ.

v. The act of performing a milky cannon.

"Imma blast you with my milky cannon!"
"Ohh... MILKY CANNON!"
"I'll bet he's gonna milky cannon her."

by Hyperactive Man August 21, 2007

CondonTreasure

Opposite of KPMG.
A fun, friendly accounting place where everybody hugs each other.

I love coming to work each day at CondonTreasure, it is a ConstantPleasure.

by Hap P Employee June 17, 2008

Connor croaking

wen guys look at gay porn, and get excited, its called connor croaking

"dude, we were watching youtube videos. and this naked guy came on and Kyle began connor croaking

by KYLEheiny April 3, 2010