Money giver: Hey old man, take my $1500 so you can get yourself properly dressed up in this capitalist dystopia
You: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM
You: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM
by random_dino September 13, 2021
Get the I detect a little communism mug.The thing you, a right wing capitalist conservative, will say when you see someone giving money away to poor people
Guy: here kiddo, have $500 dollars to buy the biggest burger in burger king in this capitalist dystopia
Based right wing person: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM
The guy was sent to the correctional facility for his communist actions and his $500 was contributed to a corporation that built a new amusement park where the poor kid lived to boost the entertainment industry
Based right wing person: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM
The guy was sent to the correctional facility for his communist actions and his $500 was contributed to a corporation that built a new amusement park where the poor kid lived to boost the entertainment industry
by random_dino September 13, 2021
Get the I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM mug.1) Lacking feelings, emotions and empathy for anyone else in the world besides one's own self due to having O.C.D. behaviors related to years of addiction to one's phone, texting, social media, messaging and/or all related areas which therefore evolve into personality dysfunctions in society connected with A.D.D., A.D.H.D. and/or any related emotional personality defects caused from one's addiction to electronics.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
Millennial Communication Disorder (MCD) can be defined as one or more of the above definitions but better expressed in the example of the following:
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
by Ohsider November 1, 2019
Get the millennial communication disorder (mcd) mug.Communism is the only form of government that will save the entire world from hell. Communism is the best because it states that everything is shared or owned by the government. With this there will be no more poor people. Sharing land and valuables will be best f or us because know we don't have to negotiate prices or deal with any bullshit. Everything is ours and theirs. how Do you think China has survived so long? Because of Communism. Communism will free us all. Communism is a creation of God himself, for he gave us free will, and with it, we WILL establish Communism.
Me to my teacher: Communism is the only way. Just like Karl Marx once said:
"Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite! "
"Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite! "
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Get the Communism mug.Something which saved millions of lives, something which works and something that didn’t lead to millions of deaths. Also Something which encourages personal freedom and doesn’t lead to abuse of power and corruption. It also is known for making people wealthy.
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Get the Communism mug.a political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs.
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