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Commander

When you cringe so hard you put your pointer and middle finger to your temple
"That was so cringey I commandered"
*Sees furry* *Commanders*
by Scrub Lord248 August 25, 2018
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call of duty commando

Someone that talks about combat video games as if they were actual combat. Someone who's entire knowledge of weapons and warfare is gleaned from playing video games. A person with no actual military of combat experience but acts as if they do because they play video games such as "call of duty", "medal of honor", "army of two", Ect
by Illharbinger January 6, 2013
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The Greg Commandments

1. We shall not betray Greg.

2. We shall spread the word of Gregatorius and follow in his word
3. We shall not sin against Greggy and we will be condemned if so
4. We must bow to our lord every time we encounter the God and our savior.
5. Treat your neighbor like how you would treat Greg
6. You shall not lie, replace, or steal from our grand master
7. You shall not curse or degrade our Greg or punishment such as murder, spanking, and words Greg wouldn’t want to hear would be done and said
8. Be obedient to Greg
9. If Greg chooses to marry and date anyone but his followers, respect his choice but behind his back cry all your tears out, don’t let our God see us vulnerable, we must be strong

10. If his fellow lads stare or degrade us, don’t be afraid to do it back
We must follow the Greg Commandments in order to succeed.
by imgay,reallygay September 5, 2021
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commanche facial

when a man is fucking a woman doggie style while laying flat on her stomach,her face turned to the side,and wearing a head dress, he leans up and cums on the side of her face in the form of war paint.wooo woooo woooo woooo!
last night, i gave your mother a commanche facial after i teabagged her.
by brdlvn1 October 21, 2008
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commander chris

Commander Chris is the one who goes above the rest he is a step up from god himself a man who owns the best empire one that helps friendlies and kills enemies one that is also a step above the best them self. Commander Chris is a hero of undecidable quality a man who can only be labeled as "the Best" This mans real name is Chris, His friends call him Commander Chris and his enemies whimper when they see him hot girls think about this man at night. He enjoys anime cat girls and hanging with friends, Commander Chris is the best there ever was and will be there is no way in hell someone else could even be better then this man.
Damn Commander Chris is the coolest i strive to be like him-Guys, Man Commander Chris is so hot I want to fuck him - Girls
by Commander Chris April 23, 2018
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go commando

going without the undergarment that protects your pointed object-- breasts for females, penis for males.
I have gone commando today. I am not wearing a bra.
by Wael Salloum December 8, 2003
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supreme commander

the sergent that commands all of the homosexual sex orgees that go on secretly in the bunks of military bases
Supreme Commander Johnson made sure everyone was doing their job while Bill and Ted were secretly fucking in the bunks of Fort Knox
by Nour and Devin June 21, 2008
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