It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
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Popular kid: Colton's being so annoying! i dont want to be his partner...
Not popular kid: Maybe if you try to understand how he feels, he could be a great friend!
Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
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Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
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