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Coonery Curse

Most believe that it comes from the Curse of Ham...Others believe it is the lack of knowledge and education inside the Black Communities...The word is derived from manditory greed and selfishness instead of selflessness..Concentrated areas with African Americans and heavy hopelessness to the point of laziness and irrational thought proccess leading to no greater progress and success....Examples of this would be as follows: Trash everywhere in the set environment including near sewage drains by homes, Having no interest in reading any books besides Sports Illustrated and Ebony,Believing the only way to "Getting Rich" is through activities that dont require much brain power like Music, Sports, and Drugs, Creating fixes for oneself including Drugs, Fancy Cars, and "spotlight" attire before having the proper financials, Always working against ones brother leading to "Crab in a Bucket" Theory, and still blaming the Caucasians for every problem or issue that happens in there lives.
The Boondocks is an awesome example of the Coonery Curse.

Steve-OH: Man my dude there is other ways to use your time rather than watching another nigga floss his money on these music videos

Darren: Yea true but this is all I know and I have the white man to blame for it taking me out the hot jungle for this cold climate...We Some tropical people!

Steve-OH: Don't you want to break this coon curse and make ya family happy while making something of yourself?

Darren: Yea nigga im all about that money my boy...I figure if I rob me a couple of niggas, steal me a fresh Comaro to put rims on, sell crack to the bumbs, pimp a couple of these sistahs out, and stay steady lookin clean in my clothes, I'll be at the top in no time....
by $teve-0H August 14, 2010
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cloner

Discovered by Dr. Steve Forrest in 2011 while observing a film on human sexual intercourse. A cloner occurs during arousal, when the clitoris of a woman fills with blood causing it to become erect and protrude outward from the vagina.

This often resembles the male "boner" which happens during male arousal when blood fills the shaft of the penis causing it to become hard and stick up in an erect state.
A "cloner" gets its name from combining "clit" which is short for "clitoris"(the piece of skin in a female vagina that contains a tremendous amount of nerve endings that cause great pleasure when stimulated) and "boner" referring to an erect male penis.

A "cloner" will pulsate and become increasingly lubricated from vaginal fluid released during sexual arousal.
Some females have very large "cloners" while others may not have a very noticeable one at all. Sizes range from under an inch to 3" or more.
"I was about to hookup with this girl last night, but right as I was about to go down on her, right where her clit was there was a little nub sticking up!?"
"Dude, your girl has a cloner! Its when her clit gets all hard like a dick! Good thing you didn't eat her out!"
"Yea...about that..."
by boredkid420 October 7, 2011
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in the corner

in the corner is when you suck at every sport you play or you are the worst sports player in your group of friends
man stop missing the shot you're in the corner!
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Colne

A very small town in East lancashire. Complete shit hole full of dole dossers and drug addicts so its a smaller more boring version of burnley. Locals have a habit of wearing rose tinted spectacles. They think that just because they finally have an argos and a next that colne is now a diserable place to live. Its not, I lived there for 6 months and was desperate to leave after one week. They built some new flats near the beck. Nice, now you can have a brilliant view of people shooting up from your bedroom window. It always smells of gas around there and the streets are full of dog shit.
Only move to colne if you want to live your life on benefits
by ihateithereinlancashire March 31, 2010
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Colbert's Disease

A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.
*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."
by colbertista137 November 10, 2006
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stephen colbert

the host of the colbert report, one of the two funniest people in the world, along with jon stewart
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Colbert

Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.
Stephen colberted the words wikiality, truthiness, and superstantial.
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