Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 16, 2011

colonel shitcock

Josh hertel is a pussy bitch

Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock

by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014

cornely

A super cool sure to be uncle who doesn't smoke because he's so smart not exactly married till he reaches about thirty - thirty five because of how busy they are, he pulls girls but sometimes with his younger nephews help. Cornely is a name for a guy who is fly and can truly take someone out in a fight

Wow I wish I was that dude Cornely he's so cool

-Omg did you see cornely's shoes today
-yea he's so hot! I wish he's ask me to go out with him, every girl in the school wants to go on a date with that hunk!

by The coolest one January 3, 2015

cornely

A super cool sure to be uncle who doesn't smoke because he's so smart not exactly married till he reaches about thirty - thirty five because of how busy they are, he pulls girls but sometimes with his younger nephews help. Cornely is a name for a guy who is fly and can truly take someone out in a fight

Wow I wish I was that dude Cornely he's so cool

-Omg did you see cornely's shoes today
-yea he's so hot! I wish he's ask me to go out with him, every girl in the school wants to go on a date with that hunk!

by The coolest one January 3, 2015

Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.

"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."

by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017

corneliz

A guy....

EHRMAGERD ITS Corneliz!!!!! Just a normal guy really xD

by Philip_with_dat_dong April 19, 2017

Coloneling

When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.

"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017