Phil Collins

Man. How he is hated on. He is playing my city tonight. I can hear each song. If there is a musical bourgoisie it sure is against anything remotely Collinsish.

Give that man a break. He deserves credit for writing tunes no matter if you like them or not. He loves Motown just like you. And he's a fucking drummer.

You can't hurry love
Groovy kind of love
Easy Lover
Two hearts
I never liked Phil Collins. But he sure knew how to write tunes. Respect to that.

by Krkič June 24, 2019

Brendan Collins

Racks hoes from weird towns. Different girlfriend about every week, kickboxing legend. Got friendzoned by Hailey from the mall, but has a new girlfriend from his Church group.

Wow Brendan Collins has ANOTHER girlfriend??

by doglover2000 November 4, 2019

The Collin

When you don’t pass a government standardized test

“I pulled ‘the Collin’ on my EQAO last week, I got a 44%!”

by freddie69 February 8, 2021

Dirty Collin

A man with an absolute UNIT of a cock and no one can deny how MASSIVE and SHLONG it is and it is 44 ft. long

Girl 1:How was it with Collin

Girl 2:OMG IT WAS MASSIVE AND HE GAVE ME HIS DIRTY COLLIN

by Dirty Collin April 23, 2021

Mr Collins

Sexy sexy man with particularly good legs! Great sense of humour and lovely taste in cars!

Probably a bit fruity because he just is!!!
Urghhhh he’s so fit anyway….if you got a mr Collins keep him close!

Mr Collins is really really fit

by Dilly Willy January 11, 2023

William Robert Collins

The biggest, fattest, mf in the west side of PA

GET OUT OF THE WAY EVERYONE! WILLIAM ROBERT COLLINS IS COMING THROUGH!

by Trashcan2513 November 21, 2019

Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.

Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!

by Doinkz! October 19, 2020