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Post-coital surprise

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
by PocketLewis October 6, 2024
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Androphilic coitus syndrome

An edgy (and most likely homophobic) way to describe being gay

Don't be homophobic you testicle vagina.
I have androphilic coitus syndrome.
by Mister. Music-man September 5, 2025
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Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.
Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?
by Mattoooo December 18, 2015
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