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Coconut Creampie

When a man surprises a woman during sex by slapping her tits as hard as he can. This causes her to tighten all of her muscles including the vagina. He then proceeds to creampie into her, for maximum pleasure during an orgasm.
Oh man last night I showered Candy in a coconut creampie. Her tits are still red from where I slapped them!
by Hand Jacks March 11, 2016
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coconut

a coconut is a person who is nuts about cocoa and chocolate.
The three brothers were such coconuts that they mixed Count Chocula, Cocoa Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs, Cocoa Krispies and milk together in thier cereal bowl, yet it wasnt enough chocolate, so they added chocolate syrup to make the milk chocolate. However, this only teased their cocoa palates so they had a slice of chocolate cake to finish the job.
by hungrychance14 January 22, 2011
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Coconut Smile

When someone cums in your mouth and they smile and it drips from the side of your mouth onto your chin and then probably onto the floor.
“Oh man! When I pulled my big ol’ Dick out her mouth last night she coconut smiled at me. Then she had to mop the floor
by Chubbbbbbbs October 19, 2018
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Norwegian Coconut Lollipop

When man poops into saran wrap as well as cums inside it. Then he puts a stick into it and freezes it over-night to make his partner lick and put it into there vagina as well as anus.
Tom: I gave my girlfriend a Norwegian Coconut Lollipop

Fred: Did she enjoy it?

Tom: HELLS YEAH!
by Bob the Dora August 23, 2011
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coconutting

shitting on a girls chest, while tit fucking her and then cumming all over her tits.
what is coconutting?
by Line and Steen May 3, 2008
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coconut cunt

When a kid named josh gets roasted by his older brother
by SnoopdogJoe May 10, 2018
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Coconut Rooster

also know as a Coconut Bunny.

A title worn by a an absolutley gorgeous Dark Elven Spellhowler called Matzo (a brand of jewish cracker)

Coconut Rooster is best served on Matzo crackers.
Matzo the spellhowler likes to eat coconut roosters while making coconut rooster noises.
by Ram Rod September 5, 2008
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