GTFO'clock

The time the clock in the office displays when it's clear that your employer is going under.

They canceled my approved vacation day 'cause we have to move all the servers out of the office space we're renting by the end of the month. Sounds like it's GTFO'clock.

by blumer December 9, 2008

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shroom o' clock

The entire time you are shroomin' can be referred to as "shroom o' clock".

"hey buddy, do you know what time it is?"
"It's shroom o' clock"

by Ramblin' Evil 'Shroom November 17, 2007

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strawberry clock

The king of the portal.

Everyone loves StrawberryClock.
StrawberryClock is the king of the portal.

by X March 9, 2005

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pretty much a fucking ticking timebomb that fucks you around when getting ready for school or work and sits there ticking minute by minute whilst you are getting ready. often ticks faster if you are in a hurry

"julie its 6:30!!"
"what the fuck!!!??? , the clock was 3:00 a minute ago!!!!"

by imccloud October 9, 2015

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Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011

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Clock Block

Some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. Clock Blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.

It was 11:14 and we were so close to having class cancelled when Dr. Jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.

by DJ Walt April 23, 2009

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