Clown Factor

The Clown factor is the fear of doing something brave, because you are afraid to fail and be clowned by your friends and family. This factor must be considered before attempting something crazy, because the benefits from succeeding may not outweigh the clown factor of failure.

Juanteliio didn't ask Esmerelda to the prom because the clown factor of his rejection was too great

by DirtyDanZ September 10, 2019

clown fam

Alternate name for tard fam. Since all of the tard fam members also happen to be clowns this is a fitting nickname. Each one of them wakes up wearing a clown mask every morning (or afternoon, since some of them don't wake up until 3 PM) and lives up to it by constantly doing clown shit. The clown shit includes things such as capping to cover up the truth, making retarded decisions and just doing full on tard shit in general. If all of the tard fam members lived together, an ideal home would be the circus since it would serve as a natural habitat.

York recently copped the PS5 and claimed he got it for it $450. The reality of the situation is that our buddy York thought the rest of us wouldn't find out that he actually dropped a rack on that shit. Since he did that cap shit, he lived up to the clown fam title since he still had to put on the clown mask at the end of the day.

by TurnM3Up December 16, 2020

clown piece

n- one who is objectified for the amusement of others.

one who is ridiculed or mocked for entertainment purposes.

"Look fool, I ain't your clown piece"

by fillmo January 7, 2018

clown computing

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

by ITInformer June 3, 2009

Clown Stain

N. the residual mark left on your sheets from an individual with an excessive application of make-up, and/or bronzer.

"Dude, I can't come over. I have to do some laundry because your mom left a clown stain on my sheets."

by Berrytone™ January 8, 2010

clown tits

Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.

Check out the clown tits on that waitress!

by Enrique Rodriguez March 25, 2008

Clown Town

Canadian Wal-Mart parking lots

this place is clown town!

by velcroshoes2 February 6, 2010