Caterize

v. The act of replacing something ordinary with cats and/or lol cat language.

Let's caterize Wisest Wizard. It will be much more fun that way!

by TarzoSmash November 6, 2010

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011

caterus

"cat" and "uterus" put together. It is a phrase to show the strong emotion you feel inside when you see adorable pictures of cats out of nowhere.

*scrolling through pictures of cats*
*sees gif of cat rolling around*

OH MY CATERUS.

by ninetynine July 22, 2012

Caterpillary

Something having the look of, or closely resembling a caterpillar. Usually used to described someone's eybrows.

Eugene Levy is an awesome actor, but his eyebrows are too caterpillary.

by aequitasmurphy October 3, 2012

Caterpillars

British slang for weed.

Person 1: Did you have fun last night

Person 2: Yes we smoked Caterpillars

Person 1: Fresh out the Cocoon?

Person 2: Yes.

by yoloswagmaster3000 April 2, 2013

caterpillar finger

When a person sticks ones finger into an ungroomed anal cavity resulting in a digit that resembles in an adolescent caterpillar

I was intoxicated and stumble upon a homeless guys butthole and in result i came home with caterpillar finger.

by Timtitty December 14, 2013

Caterpillar Battles

The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.

"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."

"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."

by LubedFerret February 28, 2014