Christmas day

Christmas day is the perfect day to have your first kiss!!

Girl: “It’s Christmas day! I hope I get my first kiss!!”

by lc_s December 24, 2020

Christmas Lightmare

The inevitable tangled mess of Christmas lights.

C'mon-you know what it means... You have had a Christmas Lightmare no matter what your skill.

by The Flower Farm January 1, 2015

Mary Christmas

When Catholics celebrate not only the birth or birthday of Jesus Christ but also worship the Virgin Mary and all the saints, which the Protestants don’t, because believers are only to look up to the Holy Trinity—the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit—and praying to, or interceding through, anyone or anything else is biblically unsupported or erroneous, not to say, idolatrous.

Millions of Christians who don’t subscribe to the Vatican’s theology that believers could also pray to Virgin Mary and the saints have started to wish their Roman Catholic colleagues and friends a “Mary Christmas.”

by Fasters December 13, 2022

christmas movie

When you stick your chicken patty inside of her buns

Did Jake and Micah watch a Christmas movie last night?

by Jake a sale May 11, 2017

christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.

I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.

by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

Christmas Hole

Small hexagonal hole in a metal patio table in which small items such as silverware or buttons can fit through.

Oh no, don't drip the button through the christmas hole!

by Brackets18 November 13, 2019