Chipotty

When you need to go to the bathroom after you eat at chipotle.

That was a great burrito, I think I need to hit the chipotty.

by jublisstar December 18, 2025

thursday chiptin

when you or anyone around you forgetts what day it is so he/she assumes it is thursday. there is also a monday jamakin a tuesday ruby a wednesday wenis a thursday chiptin.. and a friday fluff filled firetruck

guy one: whats today thursday? *its tuesday*

guy two: *whispers to his freind* did u see that guy, he just did a thursday chiptin.

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

E-Chepite

I can see your cleavage.

or

I like your cleavage, (using one word).

*yelling* "E-Chepite"

by Clever101 August 1, 2009

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.

BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019

The chipette

When your girlfreind sucks your dick with penutbutter in her mouth and mixes it with your cum before swallowing

My gf gave the chipette last night and it was fire

by Dr.jonny sins January 27, 2021

spiritually chipotle

describing something that tries very hard to signal trendy, conscious, or artisanal energy, but ultimately feels corporate, sanitized, and a little performative.

i just don’t fw oat milk. it’s spiritually chipotle. honestly, i’d take dairy over coworker milk any day.

by hugeeomg February 11, 2026

Holy Chinity

The ideal number of chins, repeating down the neck in the mathematically perfect proportions of the golden ratio.

His chins were exquisite. A triune force. A Holy Chinity, and I yearned for salvation.

by anonymous January 6, 2025