When two people, of a decidedly less than adequate physical appearance, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because only hot people can have sex. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of ugly babies is born.
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Person 1: It looks like its Pulling A "Children of Men" .
Person 2: Damn it pulled a children of men
Person 3: Well that sucked i want my money back
Person 2: Damn it pulled a children of men
Person 3: Well that sucked i want my money back
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The acting is quite terrible and is a blight on TV.
The acting is quite terrible and is a blight on TV.
One episode of All My Children:
Bionca: The reason i murdered your father is because he tried to rape me.
Bionca: The reason i murdered your father is because he tried to rape me.
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*MAY BE RATHER PAINFUL*
*MAY BE RATHER PAINFUL*
Dude, I heard that Bob humped a door and now he has 3 door children!
Hey, don't get too close to that door, you could have door children.
Hey, don't get too close to that door, you could have door children.
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