University of Spoiled Children

An outdated and cliched nickname for USC, the University of Southern California.

USC was formerly known as the University of Spoiled Children, but has vastly improved over the past few decades and is now a top ranked and diverse university.

University of Spoiled Children by Tommy Trojan January 5, 2007

Pulling A "Children of Men"

Pulling A "Children of Men" - A movie or story with a crappy ending, a random ending or an ending that just comes out of the blue, the term was originally thought of after the horrible ending of Children Of Men but the good plot

Person 1: It looks like its Pulling A "Children of Men" .
Person 2: Damn it pulled a children of men
Person 3: Well that sucked i want my money back

Pulling A "Children of Men" by Zjr December 24, 2008

knuckle children 

The load you blow from masturbating.

Jesus looked so hot in that robe that I felt the need to fire off some knuckle children after my family left for work.

knuckle children by mikethecoder September 20, 2005

all my children 

A Soap Opera based on depressed woman and men. IT is really fucked because it makes the world look so evil.

The acting is quite terrible and is a blight on TV.

One episode of All My Children:

Bionca: The reason i murdered your father is because he tried to rape me.

all my children by Anti-bser-missile January 7, 2008

door children 

This is a result of humping a door too many times. You will have children in shape of a door.
*MAY BE RATHER PAINFUL*

Dude, I heard that Bob humped a door and now he has 3 door children!
Hey, don't get too close to that door, you could have door children.

door children by JellieBean17 January 3, 2008

toilet children

when you accidentally birth unwanted leeches in the toilet.

No! Stop! I have a wife! And kids! And a ...toilet? Toilet! Children!

you guys didn't listen to me when I foretold the coming of the toilet children! faggots, lrn2prophecy

toilet children by sperm-burping gutter slut June 29, 2011

knuckle children 

sperms dribbles on your knuckles after climaxing during masterbation.

knuckle children were everywhere.

knuckle children by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006