door children

This is a result of humping a door too many times. You will have children in shape of a door.
*MAY BE RATHER PAINFUL*
Dude, I heard that Bob humped a door and now he has 3 door children!
Hey, don't get too close to that door, you could have door children.
by JellieBean17 December 09, 2007
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