by Calun March 12, 2014
Get the puppy childmug. child collar: mOmMY cAn mE hAVE cAnnEd bE A nS
wolfito: yes u can have canned beans here go *throws hot beans down throat*
child collar: yay thank mom *chokes*
wolfito: *wheezes*
wolfito: yes u can have canned beans here go *throws hot beans down throat*
child collar: yay thank mom *chokes*
wolfito: *wheezes*
by ton otiflow December 16, 2019
Get the child collarmug. A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.
Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021
Get the Bald Childemug. “Hay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual “
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”
by LDOS1334 April 19, 2018
Get the The holy childmug. When a young child immobilises you by attatching themselves to either your leg or by sitting on your foot, thus anchoring you to the spot.
Hungry Husband returning home after a day at work: "What d'you mean, dinners not ready"
Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"
Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"
by Elizabeths mum September 20, 2010
Get the child anchormug. Pre-programmed, lacking authenticity.
This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004).
Society replaces its children with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.
This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004).
Society replaces its children with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.
1.) She's such a stepford child, she will do anything her parents tell her to do.
2.) I just got back from the mall, the stepford children are all buying the same clothes.
2.) I just got back from the mall, the stepford children are all buying the same clothes.
by SLim de Marko March 24, 2016
Get the stepford childmug. The child that gets all of the attention from their parents, can ask for anything they’ll get it. The only child that gets treated like a queen or a king and has more privileges than their siblings. The child that will get more expensive gifts and goods and gets spoiled by their parents. The favorite child.
Rebecca: Omg your sister Nimrah has to be the 3rd child. She has fashionable clothes and she even has her mom’s credit card.
Rabia: Ugh she get’s more attention than me and we share the same parents, she got an iphone 12 on her 8th grade graduation 6 years ago and I only got an outdated samsung for my 16th birthday! How unfair is that?
Rebecca: Damn, she definitely has the goods. Must be 3rd child privileges.
Rabia: Ugh she get’s more attention than me and we share the same parents, she got an iphone 12 on her 8th grade graduation 6 years ago and I only got an outdated samsung for my 16th birthday! How unfair is that?
Rebecca: Damn, she definitely has the goods. Must be 3rd child privileges.
by Yes we get the gifts sir March 14, 2021
Get the The 3rd childmug.