by kgzmomm1 September 19, 2019
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This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004).
Society replaces its children with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.
This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004).
Society replaces its children with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.
1.) She's such a stepford child, she will do anything her parents tell her to do.
2.) I just got back from the mall, the stepford children are all buying the same clothes.
2.) I just got back from the mall, the stepford children are all buying the same clothes.
by SLim de Marko March 24, 2016
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wolfito: yes u can have canned beans here go *throws hot beans down throat*
child collar: yay thank mom *chokes*
wolfito: *wheezes*
wolfito: yes u can have canned beans here go *throws hot beans down throat*
child collar: yay thank mom *chokes*
wolfito: *wheezes*
by ton otiflow December 16, 2019
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Get the puppy child mug.A nickname/insult for a friend/enemy. Can be used sarcastically or seriously and can be a good or bad thing. They person does not actually need to be putrid or a child for you to say this to them. Actually works best when they're older than you and clean. Can often be compared to calling to someone a scurvy dog
Old Man in store: "You took the last carton of eggs! How dare you! Respect your elders!"
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."
by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020
Get the Putrid Child mug.When a young child immobilises you by attatching themselves to either your leg or by sitting on your foot, thus anchoring you to the spot.
Hungry Husband returning home after a day at work: "What d'you mean, dinners not ready"
Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"
Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"
by Elizabeths mum September 20, 2010
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Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
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