child NFSW

excuse me what the absolute fuck

child NFSW is

illegal or something idk i never looked it up

by someone else thats not u April 12, 2021

child boy

A physically grown man that behaves like a kid.

He was lookin' at me like I was a child boy!

by MAN BABYYYY July 13, 2010

child birth

when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine

its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth

by k man 007 January 30, 2009

child pet

Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.

"Look at that funny looking child pet over there! You know, the little kid over there with four coats on."

by Clayton Rische December 29, 2007

Child lock

An annoying feature in many of today's cars and SUVs that makes it seem like the driver is trying to trap you in their car. However, it is just as effective at keeping young children safe as it is protecting crazy people of all ages. The child lock can be renamed for the person it is protecting.

"Wtf the child lock is on! Let me out of the car!"
"Oh sorry I forgot about the Alice Lock. I turned it on to keep that crazy Asian inside the car."

by berkowitz5 September 4, 2011

Child porn

why the fuck are you looking this up you pe/do. But anyway, just for you weirdo, i'll tell you. Illegal pornography with children, usually includes violence and maybe murder

Person 1: bro i have some child porn
FBI Agent: tf is wrong with this retard?
P2: Fuck you we are not friends anymore

by legendaryidiot September 12, 2023

Child Porn

Why are you searching for child porn?

I don't need to insert an example of how "Child Porn" is used in a sentence, just don't fucking search for it you virgin faggot.

by JoeHasABungalo February 12, 2018