The most retarded and gullible person in the world and more than likely the universe
She's so stupid, she's such a Chelsea Benes
by Niggerrrr12 June 6, 2017
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the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
by jdwag59 January 3, 2023
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Chelsea welsey, a cutie patootie nickname for girls called chelsea, call her this and she will be on her knees begging to see whats between your legs if you know what i mean.. 😏

If your dating a chelsea call her this and trust me, she will let you cum in her big fat ass and her tight pussy.. ;)

Chelsea is a fun girl to be around with, she has great fashion, shit taste in men, loves video games, short and beautiful soft eyes
Person A: Hey bro did you see that girl over there? *Points to a chelsea*
Person B: yeah? Shes pretty cute not gonna lie bro..
Person A: I was thinkin of asking her out, should i do it?
Person B: Definitely man! If she says yeah, Chelsea welsey would be a cute nickname for her in my opinion to be honest.....
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A load of complete and utter shite, dressed up as a 'reality' television show. It focuses on the lives of posh twats who are constantly getting off with one another. This is the main theme of the show, nothing else actually happens and most of the actors are orange in colour.
Harry Andrew-Charlieson: "Did you watch Made in Chelsea last night?"
Dave: "nah mate, I've got better things to do than watch posh, vacuous twats, getting off and cheating with one another".
by Straight In, No Kissing! June 1, 2022
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A type of person everyone need, they are cute as baby's and they grow up to be stunners, just like their sister but if you mess with them you will have a elese and kaya on you
by lacy jane November 4, 2013
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Chelsea is a very sweet girl with amazing handwriting who comforts people when they have problems but at the same time can come out as very fun and quirky girl :)
by Loveable Chicken March 20, 2019
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The gayest child around she will never help u hahah
Chelsea Laing suck on big peens only xoxo
by A bill mate August 6, 2019
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