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Charlie

The most trustworthy, real, down to earth girl ever. Somehow always has dirt on everyone and is fairly good at getting people together. She has beef with a few people as well. All in all, she’s one hell of a person
Person 1: who’s your best friend?
Person 2: Charlie *****

Person 1: What, why?

Person 2: she’s so wholesome and cool, she’s really good at listening too.
by OMG ITS CARL May 12, 2018
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Dirty Charlie

When you and your girlfriend end up banging in the car so fucking hard that the condom breaks, getting her pregnant.
Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: We did a Dirty Charlie.
by shitweasel March 31, 2020
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Charlie Brown Ghost Ass

The inability to rip someone a new asshole and to be optimistic regardless of being given a hard time.

(i.e: The way that most of the characters from the "Peanuts" series treat Charlie Brown)
"Your words don't phase me; I've got Charlie Brown Ghost Ass!!!!"
by J.Mil January 10, 2012
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surprise charlie

When one takes a shit in a sock and proceeds to beat someone in the face with it.
Boyfriend: Oh, Happy Birthday Sweetheart
Girlfriend: Oh, you bought me a sock? Why does it smell funny?
Boyfriend: POW!! Right in the kisser.

(surprise charlie or the bitches at urban dictionary wouldnt let us post this)
by Retard Randy March 13, 2008
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Charlie

Charlie is a very quiet person. They generally keep to themselves. Not because they don’t like you, but because they don’t want to be a bother. They are insecure, but care very much about the people they meet. Charlies enjoy reading, and other activities like that. They have a select few good friends, but only one friend they’ll tell everything. They are wise, because they have had a lot of bad experiences. Because they’ve been through so much, they take good care of everyone they meet so as not to put anyone else through what they’ve been through. They typically have red or brown hair, and soft hazel or blue eyes. They don’t go outside much, and are typically rather pale. Some Charlies are athletic, though it’s rare. They are generally flirty and cute, rather than hot

Dating life

Charlies are very flirty, but only for fun. They might be seen as a sleaze for this, but are actually very reserved. They are faithful, and only have deep feelings for one person. In the past, they have had turbulent relationships, that may cause them to behave overly cautiously. They might be too expressive, for fear that they won’t be expressive enough. They match well with Jordans.

Your Charlie will hang around for as long as they can, but if you say something too cruel, they will leave. Charlies are emotionally tough and durable, but if you hit the right spot, they come crumbling.
Example one:

“Charlie, put down that book!”

Example two:
“Wow, Charlie is being extremely flirty today. They probably like Jordan.”
by Nonbinary Pirate December 1, 2019
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charlie bartletting

1) The action of spazzing out on any drug, specifically Ritalin.
2) Playing piano with extreme soul while on Ritalin while wearing tighty whiteys and sunglasses and black converse.
Dude, how much Ritalin did you take? You're like, totes Charlie Bartletting!
by Sara and Samantha June 30, 2008
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Charlie

Charlie (Charles) is the most amazing guy in the world. He knows how to make people feel good about themselves and wouldn't try to hurt them on purpose. He is nice, funny, caring, usually smart (unless he is playing dumb), and sweet. He usually wears a hat(cause why not), jeans, and a t-shirt with a plaid over shirt. Even tho he is in a dark place, he will always be there to help others get out of theirs. Sometimes you might have a crush on him, but you don't want to date him because you want to keep a really strong relationship as friends because somehow you know you will be best friends in the future. Charlie won't always tell you things in fear of hurting you, but once you find out he will apologize. He will always be there for you no matter what is happeneing and will always be there to listen to you.

Even friends have to tell him that you love him because it's impossible to not.
Look at that Charlie go!
by Chubby_Unicorns October 27, 2015
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