Sports1. The type of tv channel you stumble across at 1:56 am in a German hotel on a school trip that’s magically transformed from an international slapping competition to a soft core pornographic car mechanic role play show at 2am that your friend will watch for a solid hour or so.
by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia April 13, 2025

A Disney show that started out great but turned god-awful in its later seasons. Its earlier seasons were great, it had a good plot, characters with development, and original ideas. This show was meant to be a spin-off of the well-beloved Disney Channel original show Jessie, this show is still on air as of writing this in 2023. Please take this show off the air.
Person 1: My Little sister is watching Bunk’d (Disney Channel) do you want to watch it with her?”
Person 2: Hell No
Person 2: Hell No
by Peruki August 17, 2023

by Toha Animations - Official June 16, 2024

A Singaporean slang which is usually said when someone else is speaking in a non-English language and you want that person to speak English at that time. It got its namesake from the nation's most popular English TV Channel of the similar name.
Person 1: *speaks something in Mandarin/Malay/Tamil/any other language other than English*
Person 2: "Eh hello, Channel 5 can or not?"
Person 2: "Eh hello, Channel 5 can or not?"
by Mediacock December 6, 2019

Previously a user on FACEBOOK when FACEBOOK use to be fun but now is dangerous as
can be because you have to disclose your personal private family name. I don't like DORSEY'S Twitter
field at all it goes nowhere. I flip the bird off switch.
can be because you have to disclose your personal private family name. I don't like DORSEY'S Twitter
field at all it goes nowhere. I flip the bird off switch.
The OMNISCIENT CHANNELS is very interested now in URBAN DICKTIONARY as I have a wager
if allowed to, before you go public with my LIFE LONG project I can make you a 200 BILLION DOLLAR
company and it won't take long. I have the wares without violating any intellectual property because
frankly I know music and I have written over 7,000 OK to about 2,500 excellent songs. OMNISCIENT CHANNELS was not kidding about ODD at least she absconded with SPACE BACK even though the rest
may have been an emulation. Please accept this as my application WAT(SON) T-CELL , (WARREN)T ) and OMNISCIENT CHANNELS IS BACK.And by the way this is ZUCKER , A MAROON FIVE SONG , SUGAR
if allowed to, before you go public with my LIFE LONG project I can make you a 200 BILLION DOLLAR
company and it won't take long. I have the wares without violating any intellectual property because
frankly I know music and I have written over 7,000 OK to about 2,500 excellent songs. OMNISCIENT CHANNELS was not kidding about ODD at least she absconded with SPACE BACK even though the rest
may have been an emulation. Please accept this as my application WAT(SON) T-CELL , (WARREN)T ) and OMNISCIENT CHANNELS IS BACK.And by the way this is ZUCKER , A MAROON FIVE SONG , SUGAR
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 25, 2021

Invented by twitter user @pixelatedboat as a fake quote from the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House " by Michael Wolff. The quote explained how in his first day in office Trump complained to White House aides that the TV in his bedroom was broken because it didn't have the gorilla channel, which Trump thought existed and only screened gorilla content 24 hours a day. So they edited many gorilla based documentaries together to appease him.
Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.
To watch the gorilla channel
1. Take an obvious joke as totally real
Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.
To watch the gorilla channel
1. Take an obvious joke as totally real
Joe- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eat nine!
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel
by lenincarabajal January 6, 2018

Hym "Because when I suceed ALL OF THE IMPOSTERS LOSE EVERYTHING. No more interviews with Jordan Peterson. No more sycophants hanging on your every word. No more authority on any topic. Gone. And the people stupid enough to side against me are gone with them. 'I'm AfRaId Of LoSiNg My ChAnNeL!' You are going to lose your freedom if I'm right about your wife. Which (based on your obsession with me) I am."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
