by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Being hit by a stray bullet
by SydMak July 17, 2019

This is when a sporting event ends and they start catching you up on what had happen during the game.
by Redbud2020 October 29, 2019

Justin : Damn, she could catch this work.
Mike : Most definitely.
Joe : Ay MA, you wanna catch this work?
Mike : Most definitely.
Joe : Ay MA, you wanna catch this work?
by the cake farter January 12, 2013

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."
You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.
by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003

A show where poor people get tricked into traveling miles to see a fake kid they met online so they can discuss candy and unicorns and eat nachos while the adult discusses the dangers of online chatting. Then a monster named Chris Hansen comes and picks on the people trying to help the kids and then the police come and arrest the people for no reason.
by Ieathands November 5, 2010

Holy shit I think Esam is about to catch the gay, the ni🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈a was sucking Benny’s dick in the bathroom.
by AET-SAD-31169 May 17, 2018
