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carnal comatose

This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.
Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.
by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006
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Carnal Cave of Desires

Female reproducitve organ (ie. vagina)
aka: hot, sticky wet area betwixt females legs, vag, cooch, pussy, cunt, hot box, hot pocket, love box, pleasure valley, beaver, twat, etc.
He caressed her carnal cave of desires with his tongue, as they laid in the back seat of his Mothers Volvo Stationwagon

"Sigfried!! My carnal cave of desires cant take this torture any longer! I need you inside me!"
by unipenis April 6, 2009
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Carnist

It defines a proponent of meat-eating and human consumption of animals in general. It'd be what meat-eaters would call themselves if they could only accept that their diet stems from a philosophy of speciecism and a belief that humans are superior to other sentient beings.

Given that meat eating it is a choice and not an actual necessity in civilised societies, carnism is a philosophy that seeks to defend carnists in their abject subjugation and oppression of non-human animals by justifying their decision and making animals appear as mere objects.
John: Fuck, I love me some bacon.

Mary: Please don't be such a carnist.

John: But I like BACON. What's a carnist anyway?

Mary: Someone who thinks that animals are meant to be eaten and feels no remorse for it.

John: But animals have to be eaten.

Mary: My point exactly.
by awesome vegan August 26, 2012
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carnival barker

FOX NEWS--Non-Objective
carnival barker Fox News the more you watch the less you know. Corrupt media, Stalinist to the core. Non-objective, complete lies, omission of fact, neglect to report on news that could be detrimental to the current regime. Needs to have their broadcasting rights revoked.
by MikeStrong55 July 13, 2016
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Carni

The carnival but it's run by pikies and it's a complete shithole £4 for hook a duck and you win a crappy little goldfish that dies the next day anyway
Oie britney you coming down the carni tommora
by Mad dog maddo July 3, 2016
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carnage

awesomeness, chaotic chill, far beyond all phatty
Nyarl: Remember when Sulphur posted, in the before-time?
Faun: :lol total fucking memory carnage
by heh March 25, 2003
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carnivore

Female who takes control of your friends life and filters all incoming communication.
Where da hell has Tyrone been yo, I think da carnivore keeping his ass away. (Tyrones girlfriend/babies mama/wife is blocking all of our attempts to see how he is doing.)
by Donkey Balls November 13, 2002
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