Canada's History 

Involving moose Antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup, this is a sex act so depraved it cannot be described on basic cable.

"My asshole's glued shut. I think we did it wrong."
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"

Canada's History by CanadianDeviant February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual maneuver involving a frigid woman and a man hung like a moose. The man stands over the woman and uses his moose-like phallus to ejaculate on her face and chest. After completion, he states "Tasty poutine, eh?" If the prudish woman responds in the negative, he burns her white house down a la the War of 1812. If she responds in the positive, he pays her a loonie and a toonie and whatever Canadian Tire money he has on him.

Sarah was left with a mess on her hands and face when Wayne burned her house down following a nasty Canada's History gone right.

Canada's History by Steagle the Cobeagle February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.

Scott's mom walked in while he was in the midst of Canada's History.

Canada's History by Disco Definer February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Possibly too profane for the internet

While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup

Canada's History by That Guy Bri February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act where a French man poops into the vagina of a Canadian woman.

In Germany, there a fetish magazines dedicated to Canada's History!

Canada's History by n0divisi0n February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.

I just upgraded from The Beaver to Canada's History. Far better sluts

Canada's History by deucedigger February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
-H

i did a canada's history on the whore in amsterdam

Canada's History by hmaster-btown February 4, 2010