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Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up
Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off
by buster903 October 16, 2010
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Sesto Calende

One of the smallest towns in Italy. Located in northern Italy, in the boundaries of Milan by the Ticino river, it is a rather small town which interestingly enough attracts many tourists during Summer. There is a big Augusta Westland factory, reminiscent of the town's no-longer existing airplane factory, bombed during WWII. The bridge connecting it to Casteletto Sopra Ticino (and therefore connecting the regions of Lombardia and Piemonte) was also bombed by the Nazi, but a makeshift bridge made with fishing boats was made while the real bridge was being rebuilt. You have most likely never heard of this town, unless you are either from Italy or an avid tourist.

Old people usually go to Sesto to die, since it's a quiet, peaceful little town. It also has no hospitals, so most people from Sesto are from either Gallarate or Arona, two neighbouring cities.
Guy: "Say, dude, I'm going over to Sesto Calende this Summer; gonna go vist my granparents."

Dude: "You're going to Sesto Cawhat?!"

Guy: "I can see you're not much into tourist trips, eh?"
by franx12 July 29, 2011
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college calendar

A calendar students use to make money, typically in the swimsuit/lingerie fashion. college students search for the hottest girls to pose in different months.
Guy: whoa, do you see her dude?
Girl: she would look so good in my college calendar
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Advent Calendar

If you are an advent calendar it means you are something different everyday, sometimes you might be sweet, sometimes you might be savory.
Dude! Why are you being such an advent calendar today! Ugh! Fuck you!
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HIGH CALYPSO

Well , this is when I am using my A T & T phone.

It seems to be a mind read by my PURSE SNATCHER to support A T & T in this trying time.

Put your ear to HENRY JOHN DEUTSCHENDIRF JR.B(JOHN DENVER).
When I posted a definition on URBAN DICTIONARY for review I got HIGH CALYPSO on my CALYPSO A T & T phone when the definition was posted officially.

In this METROpolitan area I got HIGH CALYPSO when even the PURSE SNATCHER would not be malicious and A T & T after MUHAMMED FAHD bribed some workers to unlock phones illegally as tomorrow I am taking them up on their offer and A T & T will be highly delighted as other cellphone companies for the most part came from the A T &, T big mistake breakup in 1980.

This will fill up your senses when you hear the PURSE SNATCHER listen to I'M SORRY and HIGH CALYPSO in behalf of URBAN DICTIONARY and especially YOU TUBE.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 20, 2021
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Dirty Calin

When you swap the sacramental wine with red-dyed anal lube and then give it to the whole congregation.
That alter boy just did a dirty Calin.
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Dirty Calin

A boy with a huge ass dick that can suck himself off
That boy is probably a dirty calin
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