Purdue Calumet

Established as a "satellite campus" of the main campus in West Lafayette, Indiana, Purdue University Calumet was founded as full time university in the northwestern corner of Indiana. Purdue Calumet prides itself on maintaining good standards while at the same preparing its students for the economy and world beyond the borders of Democratic dominated Lake County. Having accomplished a great victory in borrowing the Purdue name, Purdue Calumet then decided to implement a typical Lake County tradition: Overcharge the students, and make introductory course work seemingly impossible in the non-liberal arts departments so as to continue the gouging. Purdue Calumet prefers to charge its students insane tuition and other "non-deferential" charges so as to turn over large profits yearly. Of course with all the Democratic "Chicago Machine" government and infleunce in the way, it's telltale that the IRS would never really come after Purdue Calumet, after all, as long as prominent local goverment leaders are driving to work in a brand new Mercedes Benz, the IRS and the rest of the outside world won't know any better. Although Purdue Calumet is a state funded school, and by law NOT supposed to adapt to any particular poltical stance or party, Purdue Calumet just loves to make shoe polish out of shit. Instead of looking at an issue in a different light, Purdue Calumet's teachers and many students are quick to hop on the "anti-everything" bandwagon, even though at time, facts may not be clear and concise. This school makes it a seemingly serious offense to be conservative and actually believe in something if it's not on Ted Kennedy's or Jesse Jackson's camera chasing agenda. Take the War in Iraq as example. Rather than tell unwashed, uninformed, and clearly biased protestors to just stay at home or take their protesting elsewhere, the school invites them in and gives them podium time allowing them to piss and moan about how evil the US government is. Purdue Calumet is known for their gift at alienating certain groups of people. The school is quick to give concessions based on race to blacks, but not the same treatment to white or hispanic students, and the school harbors deep resentment towards ex-military and War Veterans in general, often times treating them with a paternalistic, second hand attitude.

Purdue Calumet: Enroll today to get ripped off.

Yeah, they make the basic science and math courses harder than need be, so Liberal Arts majors will fail and have to pay more money. It's a typical Lake County scam.

by Johnny hates NOVA May 18, 2006

calculator sex

when you have unrully sex with a math geek and or math device

man that calulator was good for the calculator sex!
BOOO-YAH!

by 123 do me? April 4, 2009

Calculator Rape

The act of intentionally entering random numbers, letters, or symbols into one's calculator to take up space or make the calculator run out of memory. Works best with graphing calculators, as they have a big screen and letters. Words commonly used to rape calculators include "lol", "roflcopter", and "roflmao".

Paul: *Presses seemingly random numbers into a graphing calculator*

Patricia: Is he raping your calculator?

Clare: *reads calculator: "lolololololololololroflmaololomgwtfbbqlololllerskatelolololroflcopterlolol..."*

Clare: Unfortunately... This is the worst case of calculator rape yet.

by Valigro1021 December 13, 2010

AP Calculus

I don't know what everybody keeps griping about. This was EASY! Especially the AP Calculus BC exam. If you want to rack your brain good and hard, go try some 'real' math first, e.g. abstract algebra or functional analysis.

AP Calculus AB student: "Oh my gawd this is SO HARD!!"

Senior Math major: "Bitch, please. I'll take related rates and integration by parts over rings and external direct products any day."

by rapdechocobo October 26, 2011

callus:

1: A person who is very uncaring as to the feelings of others and is also very self absorbabed as is the case with Kanye West

2: A thickening of or a hard thickened area on skin or bark

3: A mass of exudate and connective tissue that forms around a break in a bone and is converted into bone in healing

4: The soft tissue that forms over a wounded or cut plant surface

callus:
Kanye West is a very callus person and does not care about the feelings of any one.

Taylor Swift accepts the Moonman Award for Best Female Video for "You Belong With Me" Until Kanye West callously cuts in and steals her big moment!

by MissKittyX3 September 22, 2009

Calluming

"Calluming" is a term from the game World of Warcraft to describe the discriminating of one publicly in the middle of Dalaran, or in a random PuG over their spec, enchant, and gem choices, resulting in humiliation of that player. The term was named after a certain person named Callum, due to his regular 'calluming'.

Man, that was a calluming and a half!

by Kabell June 3, 2010

Calculus

Something warm, fuzzy, and incredibly useful.

A point mass moves in the xy-plane with a velocity given by 6t2+9t+2. What's its average velocity between t=1 and t=4?

Try solving that one without calculus.

by calculus is 1337 October 2, 2005