Calamaties

Gay cross country tendencies

I forgot my condom so no calamaties today. Sorry boys

by Berry mcockenher October 9, 2019

Calm Your Fucking Farm

A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.

/OR
When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.

/OR
When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.

- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!

- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!

by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019

Callum Watts

Bald and likes year 7 girls. Looks like a kiwi. And faints at the sight of breasts. There is one of these in every secondary school. If there is more than one be warned.

Ew it's CALLUM WATTS!!

by nigelatemynuggets December 2, 2019

Callum Wollis

Callum Wollis is a strong male. If u are referred to as a Callum Wollis, you should be blessed

Me :Your Such a Callum Wollis

You : Thx

by Lava21 December 18, 2019

Callum Lynch

Callum is the biggest simp known to man and is a pro feminist. He is the son of the simp god and can only be stopped by, L.M, J.C, T.P.

Callum Lynch is the son of the simp god and is being tracked down for his war crimes in Cuba.

by BigmemeboiJC March 29, 2020

Callum Wallis

an absolute madlad who people mistake for being autistic. not trustworthy at all and is lazy asf when u ask them to do stuff for you. funny asf

your being a callum wallis

by okden April 11, 2020

Callum wallis

A lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. He has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. Make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. He watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob

Bro, your as bent as Callum Wallis's fingers

by okden April 11, 2020