dot cotton

Eastenders sexiest female character

"Lend us a fiver grandad, i'm gonna nip to the minute mart and buy dot cotton a pack of 10"

by graceface August 10, 2005

cotton cowboy

Tampon or A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.

And she says, "Not this week honey, I'm visiting the cotton cowboy!"

by pork pal January 22, 2011

Cotton heads

Dumbass old people with white hair that buy Buicks and drive 25mph on the freeway, and come to Dr's appts. and ask f'ing retarded questions. Like "Who should I put down for emergency contact?" How the FUCK would I know?

"Sorry I'm late coming back from lunch, I was stuck behind some cottonheads pulling out of the Denny's parking lot."

by Tmeister December 15, 2003

Cotton Candy

(KAW-TEHN KAN-DEE)

1) Spun sugar that results in a whispy confectionery, typically merchandised in a see-thru plastic bag, or on a paper cone.

2) When a man or woman's pubic hair has a sweet taste and aroma from their body soap.

Clown: "Would you like a taste of COTTON CANDY from my bag, little boy?"

Dad: "Hey, fuck you faggot, get your sick sugar-dick outta here."
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Tim: "I muff-dived into Sheila's pussy last night and munched on that shit like it was COTTON CANDY."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

Cutting Muffins

A euphemism for farting. Similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.

Everyone thought the smell was just Greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting muffins.

by eeyore57 September 3, 2004

Cotton Hill

Hank Hill's father, a bitter old man who blames everybody but himsef for his problem.

Cotton Hill: Where's my bacon? I hate sausage!
Hank Hill: Dad...
(Cotton goes nutty)
Hank Hill: Stop it, You're acting like a jackass.
Cotton Hill: (whining) But I want bacon!

by TravisRashawn October 7, 2006

in high cotton

To have a lot of money. Prominently featured in the country-western song "High Cotton" by Alabama

When we were kids, we thought we were in high cotton if we had a dollar.

by LB March 31, 2004