Cutarded

Describes how the person looks cute but retarded at the same time.

That picture you sent me makes you look cutarded.

by 5gum4u August 14, 2012

cuntardary

Cuntardary can only be defined as those who exhibit extreme behaviours, far worse than fucktardary (fucktards)

Cuntards are commonly associated with those similar to fucktards, only worse. Cuntardary starts with Cuntards .. cuntards (cunt tards) are worse than most fucktards. The types of Cuntards out there generally steal from those they are close with, ie. credit cards from handbag in room if unsupervised. They initially present themselves to be 'Mr nice guys' ..(ie. look at me .. butter wouldn't melt in my mouth) .. yet in reality, they are generally people who have serious issues, from gambling to serious drug use. They are compulsive liars at their very best. They are all about doing their best to trick and fool anyone in their path.

by Cuntardary April 19, 2018

crustard

A pastry often mistaken for a pie, in which a single pie crust is filled with a homogenous egg-based filling.

"Mmm, I love pumpkin crustard!"
"Don't you mean pumpkin pie?"
"No, this is a crustard. Note how it's pretty much just a custard in a single crust."

by Owen L November 24, 2009

Cumtard

One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup / mammalsauce.

Maxwell forgot to wipe his chin before opening his bedroom door. What a cumtard.

by Biscuit the Unbreaded December 15, 2008

castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.

I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.

by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005

custardnut

A very bad haircut, which entails short, cropped hair and dyed blonde tips. See Trevor.

Andy - "Trevor's got a custardnut."
Trev - "Rawwrrghhhh *throws Andy across the room*"

by Phr333 March 13, 2007

costard

Someone devoted enough to a TV show, movie, or comic to dress up like a character from it; a cosplayer.

- What's up with the stupid clothes?
- Nothing, they're just costards.

by Jeremy March 1, 2005