cum

1.To shoot jizz all over the place
2. jizz itself

dude yesterday i cummed all over christinas boobs it felt so good
Ew i have my cum all over my hand

by OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!?????!!! January 31, 2007

Cum

Slang term for semen or ejaculating

The awesomest word in the world. Very funny to middle schoolers.

Person 1: Oh yay I think I'm going to cum!
Person 2: Don't get it on me!

Person 1: Dude, I have cum all over my face!
Person 2: I can see

by Sinfonia69 October 3, 2013

Cum

The liquid that ejects from the male's penis/dick. This liquid is usually in a white color, and carries sperm. (Also know as ejaculation) After a while of ejecting the liquid into the female's vagina the sperm will fertilize the ovum and soon create a baby.

The man stuck his penis inside of her.
She moaned and felt a liquid enter her vagina.
Girl: What are you doing? (Just lost virginity) ((((lel))))
Guy: Cumming in you, why?
Girl: It feels good
Guy: great
He continues to ejaculate inside of her vagina.
TWO MONTHS LATER
Girl: in hospital having baby*

by UrBANDictionary June 21, 2015

Cum Cum Goose

a game based on Duck Duck Goose but the people in the circle are naked women and you have to jack off and whoever you cum on,that person is the goose and chases you around the circle until you sit down or she tags you

Dude,last night at the party,she got creamed by me while playing cum cum goose.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle Perslizle April 21, 2009

Cum

The new version will make you think good lol am useing radcum scums lol I like lumcumd

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by Lil tip February 7, 2019

Cum

White and sticky stuff that comes out form ur pp when u jerk it very much

I want to cum on Jesus

by Bladeshot0 March 13, 2021

cum

a white substance created by the male sex
so fuck all the women u can and u will cum
jizz, seman, and many other languages

i cumed all over my teacher last night
do u wonder y i have and F in science it stands for Fuckme!!!!!!

by harry peter December 25, 2007