Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.

Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.

by Pajinus June 20, 2024

Credit

Aaw! Thanks Dave! You know what? I refuse to have dinner with Ben Shapiro until you're allowed to do it. Not going to do it.

Hym "Yeah, no, I will get the credit. I don't see you doing it but the second I do your kids will be safe. Well, not YOUR kids because you're not gambling with YOU kids lives but THEIR kids lives will be saved. You know? So that'll be good for everyone."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Credit

That's what it really is too.

Hym "Jordan Peterson wants credit for me, so he doesn't want me to get credit for my own accomplishments. I used what he teaches to demonstrate publicly that he is wrong and just blatantly making shit up. But he feels entitled to credit for my achievement. He wants his Ayn Hersi Ali story and if he can't have it then I don't get credit for my work."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Credit card call center girl

Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.

So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties

Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Credit

No you do have to give me credit you piece of shit I will make you do it.

Hym "No, I'll get the credit. And the money. And of not then, you know, fuck the law." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam June 1, 2024

Credit

No I get the credit. I think you're making up rules for how things work that don't actually coincide with reality. You are weighing my life against the life of someone who IS NOT AFFECTED BY THIS.

Hym "And I think making up these rules in your imagination here does nothing but absolve you of your culpability in 'telling people what to do' while at the same time making do what you want. So, no. There is NOTHING that means I don't get credit for doing that. You will either tell the story of how someone tried to steal the credit for AI and failed OR you will tell the story of how you tried to steal the credit for AI and the creator of AI murdered as many kids as he could before you finally managed to kill Hym. Your calculation of 'wellbeing' does nothing but treat people like clockwork automatons what are running on a script comprised of our current epistemic data set. You don't need to be convinced. I don't need to have authority over you. I'm not doing whatever you are trying to get me to do by doing this. This is why your kids keep getting murdered. YOU are the reason that is happening. I still haven't seen a single progressive talk about the 2 mass stabbings. I don't care that the crime is down. You are shit. If I cannot remove you people... From my life... I would rather murder your kids and kill myself."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025