An older person (male or female) that has a reputation for being a hoe because they use their status to sleep around with other people who may or may not be of the same status. Their partners may be younger or of the same age; they may be single or married. Similar to a sugar mamma or sugar daddy.
Person 1: Our boss slept with the new guy and bought him a new Lexus truck.
Person 2: Cause she's a cougar thot!
Person 2: Cause she's a cougar thot!
by SassyNerd February 19, 2015
Get the Cougar Thotmug. A woman, attracted to younger males (usually in the grade below), with claws that come out on the weekends. The Mountain Cougar manages to leave marks on one's body, usually in the form of scratches and/or hickeys. People are often amused by her behavior, giving her the title The Mountain Cougar, or "Cougs" for short.
The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
Hungover Friend: Dude, look at your fuckin back and neck! What the hell happened to you?
Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
by RR. November 13, 2011
Get the Mountain Cougarmug. A collection of lady friends in their late 30's and early 40's who hang around and prowl for younger men. They are usually divorced or single.
I had a blast with my Cougar Squad on my birthday, they took me to a strip club and paid for all my dances.
by Losman94 October 20, 2010
Get the Cougar Squadmug. A couger fang is where an older woman apx 50s also from New Jersey is tied up by the feet upside down whilst huffing on new ports and complaining about her kid whose also her ex husband.
by OdellMcBell December 11, 2018
Get the cougar fangmug. Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.
by Da Burger April 30, 2014
Get the cougar handsmug. Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
by Hookname December 4, 2020
Get the Captain cougarmug. When a woman old enough to be considered a cougar leaves a pussy juice stain on your nuts,sheets,couch,or in your beard.
by milly butter May 12, 2015
Get the cougar stainmug.