Co-consensual masturbation

The act of masturbation on another consenting individual.

Verb Form: Co-consensually masturbating
Friend: So how far did u get last night?
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.

That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.
by Biz^2 December 20, 2007
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co ti hraje

lepší verze co ti hrabe

kdo řekne co ti hrabe kdyz muze říct co ti hraje ?¿
marshall: nech me byt brasko
nicki: co ti hraje brasko?
by azpodtvujnosikdojedetipussyk October 29, 2020
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co-op cheetos

Junk food made from organic ingredients so you will feel better about eating it.
Billy's "healthy diet" is an illusion; his pantry is full of co-op cheetos and free range lard.
by goodmanjm August 06, 2009
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co-op slop

Food, almost exclusively of the vegetarian, vegan, and healthful variety, which is bland, tasteless, and visually unappealing. Otherwise good food can become co-slop because it is cooked in too large a quantity or incorrectly seasoned. Co-op slop is frequently the product of inexperienced, untalented hippy chefs cooking for the other residents of a co-op or commune.
Jimmy grabs a burger on his way to chill at the commune because he don't dig the co-op slop they eat there.

I found this fantastic recipe for stir fried tofu and mustard greens but I fouled it up and it tastes like co-op slop!
by jrWoodChuck January 08, 2010
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urban co-opting

Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.
See: vaguebooking (definitions # 1 & 2.) Obviously, Bambimasticator is Urban Co-opting.
by UDM111 September 18, 2013
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Cooch Co-op

A three persons sex act involving double vaginal penetration .

Taken from the video game term for local multiplayer or "couch co-op ".
"That girl I met last week is crazy, she's well up for a threesome!

Wanna come over for some cooch co-op?"
by Brodos June 28, 2017
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Co-worker Hitlering

When an annoying co-worker keeps bothering you so you fart every chance you get to create a large gas cloud to keep them away
Sometime I use the handy trick called co-worker hitlering to keep annoying co-workers away with my own gas
by hitlering-co-worker February 19, 2018
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