southern comfort

Southern Comfort. The guys in charge of approving definitions on this site suck ass, for real. I submitted the only good definition for this disgusting crap that is only drunk by white trash or freshmen or faggots who are too pussy to stomach real whisky unless its flavored to taste like the fruits they are. So fuck you, your mothers, and your sisters, and fuck your father with a bowling pin, cocksucker. Eat my whole asshole.

This site is cancer. Southern Comfort is for trailer trash who can't afford to feed their 49 kids let alone booze, and giant pussies who can't drink real liquor cause it "makes me gag cause I don't have testicles!"

by JohnGabriel June 26, 2016

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Comfort Sex

Casual unprotected sex, followed by a facial in which the eye lids are stuck together with cum.

Mike fucked her bare back then shot his load in her face sticking her eyes together. He had comfort sex with that tramp.

by Ralph Harris June 19, 2008

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comfartable

Providing physical comfort to the point of disregarding normaly accepted social behavior.

Free from all stress or anxiety; at complete ease: Producing feelings of ease or security.

A comfartable evening at home gasing out your girlfriend or close friends.

by Jon May 7, 2005

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Comfort blanket

When a guy lands in the friendship zone, but continues to hope he will break on through to the other side, but never will.

A guy who hangs around a girl giving her companionship while he feels his emotional needs aren't satisfied.

Joe has been friends with Mindy forever, but wishes they were more than friends. He's a comfort blanket, cause it's never going to happen.

by Craigski August 21, 2013

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